Not So Cagey: Nicholas Cage Plans to Fork Over $14 Million to IRS

Actor Nicholas Cage announced that he soon will pay two liens totaling close to $13-14 million and has sold off mansions and other assets toward that end. The actor is suing former agent/accountant Samuel Levin for failing to assure that the actor's taxes were current.

We congratulate the actor for paying off his tax liabilities. We cannot confirm, however, that the actor has been nominated as Undersecretary of the Treasury; reporting to Tim Geithner.