PA Groundhog Sees Shadow; 6**6 More Weeks of Taxes Forecast

"Punxsutawney Phil," the world's most famous groundhog, saw his shadow today. The traditional interpretation is for six more weeks of winter, but in honor of global warming, a more up-to-date interpretation might be six to the sixth power (about 900 years) of additional tax assessments. A Southern compatriot, General Beauregard Lee of the Atlanta area, did not see a shadow, thus Georgia taxpayers might be looking a shorter period of taxation; perhaps a mere 600 years.