You MAY be a Tax Accountant...

Stealing the format from Jeff Foxworthy.

You MAY be a Tax Accountant if...the average resident of Barrow, AK or Inuvik, NT, Canada sees more of the sun than you do between New Year's Day and Valentine's Day.

You MAY be a Tax Accountant if...you know the names of more judges on the U.S. Tax Court than you know the combined names of American Idol finalists and best actor and actress Oscar nominees for this past winter.

You MAY be a Tax Accountant if...you know the difference between Form 1120-A and Form 1120S.

You MAY be a Tax Accountant if...you know the names of the blogs by Paul Caron, Russ Fox, Kerry Kerstetter, Joe Kristan, Eva Rosenberg and Joel Schoenmeyer.

You MAY be a Tax Accountant if...you have your junior high daughter teach you to text message so you can update clients on the status of their returns on April 12.

You MAY be a Tax Accountant if...you have ever used HTML code to transmit part of the Internal Revenue Code.

You MAY be a Tax Accountant if...you used vacation time to attention a state tax conference.

You MAY be a Tax Accountant if...you have more than half a dozen Master Tax Guides in your office library.

You MAY be a Tax Accountant if...you can quote more sections of the Internal Revenue Code than a pastor can quote chapters of the Bible.